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qualmless

Ask me anything   i miss when i thought i knew what i wanted to do with my life. learning as much as i can may be compensation.

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    I looked p cute this vacation

    I looked p cute this vacation

    #Branson  #me  #mylife 
    Sometime after zip lining but before I got all in my feelings on tumblr and passed out on a park bench

    Sometime after zip lining but before I got all in my feelings on tumblr and passed out on a park bench

    #me  #mylife  #Branson is for old people  #braidlocs 
    When I jumped off the 100ft platform ending the zip line I leaned back and whispered “let go your earthly tether”. But no one laughed because guru laghima was a guru from 4000 years ago and they’d never heard of him

    When I jumped off the 100ft platform ending the zip line I leaned back and whispered “let go your earthly tether”. But no one laughed because guru laghima was a guru from 4000 years ago and they’d never heard of him

    #me  #mylife  #avatar  #korra  #lok  #guru laghima 

    But do you ever take pictures of a dude sleeping?

    I…

    I’ve never

    #mylife  #me 
    YGH IM TRYING TO CHILL BUT I LITERALLY CANT.

    I just want to make out with this dude all day long

    #me  #mylife 

    Last night I had the most tumblr moment of my entire life. I was doing a bunch of nitrous and making out with boy. We were shotgunning I noticed that he was taking the deepest breaths of all time and I was like “what kind of breathing exercises do you do?” And instead of answering me he made out with my mouth.

    #me  #mylife 

    Yoooooo this zip line you have to jump into, I’m so nervous this is going to be awesome

    #me  #mylife 

    Wow that post didn’t lose me any followers. Alright. I think that’s more a testament to the fact that very few people read my tumblr

    #me 

    I just want to revisit the time I danced on stage for ICP. This is still so relevant to me.

    #me  #mylife  #ICP 

    I have this super sweet new job (that I’m terrified I’m underqualified for but whatevs) that pays better than the three jobs I have been working this year collectively and allows me free time to socialize.
    This weekend I made sexy mouth times with a really interesting man that is leagues more attractive than me.
    I’m going motherfuckin zip lining this weekend.
    My life has been so bizarrely fantabulous lately

    #me  #mylife  #personal  #life is really fucking chill right now  #how is possible?  #i literally don't know how to ack 
    Just me and Anubis being total bros.

    Just me and Anubis being total bros.

    #me  #mylife  #Anubis  #Egypt  #king tut 

    Can somebody please tell me what is happening with my hair? I need guidance, possibly Jesus.

    #me  #mylife  #locs  #braidlocs  #what is my head doing really  #natural hair 
    "I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?’"

    Mindy Kaling

    i think about this quote every single time someone asks me the same question

    (via mollysoda)

    I’ve already reblogged this, but it’s relevant again. The other day it was REALLY FUCKING HOT so I was wearing a sundress. A lady stopped me to tell me it was cute, which is fine, but then “I wish I had the confidence to leave the house like that, wear dresses like that”. Like, I wasn’t making a statement, I’m just hot. Idunno, just rubbed me the wrong way

    (via flunk-out)

    #me  #mylife 
    thetallblacknerd:

jaii-ana:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

kingspongyy:

I have been DYING laughing at this for hoursssssss

lmaooooooooooooooo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Diabolical

This actually happened to me, no joke. They broke into my sunroom and stole the remotes and then broke into the actual house and left. We figured the alarm didn’t go off until they touched the house door and they got scared off before taking actual stuff. My dad was convinced it was our neighbors and so he lit their house on fire and I wish I was lying. It was really windy that night so it didn’t catch very far….

    thetallblacknerd:

    jaii-ana:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    kingspongyy:

    I have been DYING laughing at this for hoursssssss

    lmaooooooooooooooo

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Diabolical

    This actually happened to me, no joke. They broke into my sunroom and stole the remotes and then broke into the actual house and left. We figured the alarm didn’t go off until they touched the house door and they got scared off before taking actual stuff. My dad was convinced it was our neighbors and so he lit their house on fire and I wish I was lying. It was really windy that night so it didn’t catch very far….

    (via shantrinas)

    #me  #mylife  #dads