When I jumped off the 100ft platform ending the zip line I leaned back and whispered “let go your earthly tether”. But no one laughed because guru laghima was a guru from 4000 years ago and they’d never heard of him
But do you ever take pictures of a dude sleeping?
Last night I had the most tumblr moment of my entire life. I was doing a bunch of nitrous and making out with boy. We were shotgunning I noticed that he was taking the deepest breaths of all time and I was like “what kind of breathing exercises do you do?” And instead of answering me he made out with my mouth.
Yoooooo this zip line you have to jump into, I’m so nervous this is going to be awesome
Wow that post didn’t lose me any followers. Alright. I think that’s more a testament to the fact that very few people read my tumblr
I just want to revisit the time I danced on stage for ICP. This is still so relevant to me.
"I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?’"
i think about this quote every single time someone asks me the same question
I’ve already reblogged this, but it’s relevant again. The other day it was REALLY FUCKING HOT so I was wearing a sundress. A lady stopped me to tell me it was cute, which is fine, but then “I wish I had the confidence to leave the house like that, wear dresses like that”. Like, I wasn’t making a statement, I’m just hot. Idunno, just rubbed me the wrong way
I have been DYING laughing at this for hoursssssss
This actually happened to me, no joke. They broke into my sunroom and stole the remotes and then broke into the actual house and left. We figured the alarm didn’t go off until they touched the house door and they got scared off before taking actual stuff. My dad was convinced it was our neighbors and so he lit their house on fire and I wish I was lying. It was really windy that night so it didn’t catch very far….